Friday, October 28, 2011

THANK GOD I ONLY BRUSHED MY TEETH WITH IT


These are real signs that are posted above every toilet and urinal at the gym I'm a member of. When I think of bureaucracy, I think of things like this sign, at least I hope so. I envision some committee somewhere telling my gym that the signs are necessary to protect the health and wellbeing of its members. I hope there was an objection that was overruled. I really hope the signs didn't come about as a result of a lawsuit where somebody got sick. "There wasn't one sign in that entire bathroom that alerted me to the fact that the toilet water wasn't safe to drink your honor."

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